Teaser 2: New Moon

Ignore, if you are not a FAN. Read on, if you appreciate gorgeous, vampy, wolfy teasers. I held out as much as I could but the new trailer is here and these teasers are killing me! Finally, what was sorely missing from Twilight … better-than-average-PG-rated-kissing!

Vamp tramp. I call it the way I see it.

Like I said, TRAMP.

(singing) … and they call it, puppy love.

It’s not a Harley.

Aww, I should feel bad for her. I don’t.

VILF. Sorry, you were thinking it too.

My eyes say, WHOA! My brain says, JAIL BAIT.

Robward, you really need to cut down on the partying, boy!

Jacob: Don’t get me upset.

Huh, whenever I say that, it doesn’t have the same effect!

Source for screencaps twilightexchange ; HITFIX video