I joined the ladies of the {unofficial} Solid 8 Club to see Kathy Griffin at Jesse Hall tonight. Pardon my French, but KG is one fookin’ hilarious, tired hooker {her words}. Her show opened up with an amusing film reel showcasing her humor, mom and celebrity friends, and segued to her coming on stage. Dressed in black jeans and Mizzou tshirt {Go Tigers! What? JayF*cks!} she kept us laughing for two hours. Highlights:
KG: Let’s just take a moment. Where the f*ck am I?
Passing billboards (towards Boonville). Jesus, porn, and fireworks!
One sign (I did not make this up) ... Horse poop for garden. Sadly, I think this is how Kathy will remember CoMo.
Someone’s been smoking the chief. Miley Cyrus and Salvia. Check it on youtube.
{Justin Beiber} He’s so thug. Have you seen the pictures? He’s ****ing her all the time. You’re so loose like Selena’s vagina.
{Trying to order pizza with Cher} How does pizza happen?
There was more — Ryan Seacrest, politics, gay marriage, Forever Lazy, Gwyneth Paltrow and Kim Kardashian — all in good fun.
As we slowly headed out, Sarah, Sam and I decided to check the back where Kathy might possibly exit and meet some of her fans. There was a very small crowd of people standing by the back door. When I saw security and a black SUV carefully pulling up, I knew she would be there. Security asked us to form a path for her and forewarned us that “Kathy’s throat was sore so she could not stop to chat (or sign, as some people had her book on hand).” Whatever. Suck it! We still love her. Kathy came out so quickly armed with more security than the number of fans waiting for her. I managed to get this photo.
Good times. Thanks, ladies!
Sounds like fun! I miss Jesse...so many great events there.
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